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Jeffrey D Varner Rumored to be a Sith lord, but probably just a loser. Defender of truth, justice and the American way.
Graduate Research Assistants
Satyaprakash Nayak Computational and experimental analysis of proliferation and differentiation programs. Manages his repressed fury by diet and exercise.
Ryan Tasseff HL-60 super master blaster. Dork (knows what a Sith lord is). If he could drive in 1970s, he would have had a van with a wizard painted on it.
Tom Mansell Protein folding and glycosylation. Rumored to be a protein ninja. No solid proof. No longer has quality hair. Twitter addict.
Anirikh Chakrabarti Modeling cellular stress. Master of all stress in the Universe. "El Jefe" of the Cornell India Association.
Joe Wayman Modeling of prostate cancer and HL-60. Physicist. Big Joe is capable of incredible feats of strength. I saw him lift a VW microbus off a hippy (Ryan).
Brad Gates Hip-hop legend from the gritty streets of East Baltimore. Hater of HL-60
Undergraduate Research Assistants
Joycelyn Chan Critical but scary member of the breast cancer team. Seems calm, but is liable to snap and throw a shoe at Ryan. Rumored to have had a 6-week dentist appointment.